That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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