sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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