I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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