guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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