He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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