Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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