Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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