Me too!
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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