and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Sex in the backyard? Check.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
