he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Small penises have feelings too.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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