I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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