Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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