My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize