I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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