a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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