I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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