I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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