Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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