Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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