I heard we made out
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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