I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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