I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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