Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
wow bdsm is so cute
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