sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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