everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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