everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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