he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
it's like heaven, but drunker
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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