at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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