yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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