Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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