You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I want to be your penis for a week.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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