is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
