i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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