8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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