told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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