Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I enjoy the company of your penis
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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