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Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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