I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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