..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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