I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm like, not good at living.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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