how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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