so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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