Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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