and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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