Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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