Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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