problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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