I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
i think my cat just said my name.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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