what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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