How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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