Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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