he puts the penis in happiness.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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