the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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