Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
