Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my sisters under your porch take her home
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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