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(937): View more from Ohio

love makes seman taste better

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(314): View more from Missouri

I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...

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(970): View more from Colorado

Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better

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(205): View more from Alabama

It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.

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(310): View more from California

If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.

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(206): View more from Washington

You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.

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(214): View more from Texas

We should try to put a bagel on your penis

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(816): View more from Missouri

First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.

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