Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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